I don’t know what’s making those noises outside my window but it sounds like Gavin being smothered by
Michael Geoff someone. I think my cat just caught something…
so apparently, Gavin is like 90% hair, everyone’s an asshole and humanity will destroy itself but not the planet. and Jack was shocked by all the boobs shown on European TV channels. nice podcast.
you’ve reached the critical point when you start to understand Gavin. including his made-up words.
at least I’m not using them yet…
this evening’s topic: is giving yourself a blowjob considered a gay act?
christ, I love those idiots.
no talking about sex yet, but Miles is dressed as Burnie (holy hell…) and they’re planning the perfect murder. I really don’t care that I’m getting tired.
so, I started “watching” the Rooster Teeth Podcasts while playing Minecraft. Like, about one video per day, more on the weekend. They crack me up, they’re background noise, you don’t have to actively watch.
Problem is: I die at least once per podcast. Fall down a cliff, end up in flames, flush myself down a hole, whatever. Why? Because I end up laughing so hard, I forget to press Esc.
I haven’t listened to a single podcast where they didn’t at least once talk about fucking, shitting, drinking or just genitals in general. And the weirdest thing? I really don’t mind.
If you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom: do so. But go to sleep again right afterwards.
Do not stay up any longer than necessary.
Do not start thinking about the book you’re currently reading.
Do not start thinking about the latest game you’ve been playing.
And for God’s sake, do not start comparing the two of them.
Note to brain: The Maze Runner probably didn’t start out as a Super Smash Bros. Fanfiction.
Now go the fuck to sleep.
after more than 2 years of annoying my mum, I finally found out why my desk chair made a weird clanking noise whenever I moved.
who knew that two loose screws could actually fuck up a whole chair?